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Comes in two versions: with or without onions.
Disclaimer: Responsible use advised.
Here's a great Birthday card for that special love in your life.
Wanna be a Mennonite and enjoy free faspa wherever you go? Maybe you were afraid to ask? Don’t worry. You’re not alone. Many have wondered how to get in on the Kielke with Schmaunt fat dinners and be first in line when the thrift shop opens! And learning Plautdietsch helps! (Don't worry, there won't be a test)
Are you interested in getting more enjoyment out of life? A Plautdietsch dictionary will provide you with hours of endless enjoyment while you reminisce through more than 25,000 words and Mennonite phrases. It makes a great gift for anyone who appreciates this unique spoken language. It also makes a great keepsake for children and grandchildren. There are still a few available.
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Remember those awesome Mennonites dishes that mom made?! Well they ALL here in the classic cookbook that made Mennonite food famous! Makes a great gift idea for helping the younger generation to keep the food traditions alive!
Artist's conception of world's largest varscht.
Winkler Manitoba has declared itself “The Varscht capital of Canada”. “The city has long been know for it’s famous Mennonite farmer sausage and it’s about time we get recognition for it” says John Klassen. “And people should know that we do more in Winkler than just knack sot and drink yerba”. The city plans to begin construction of the 200 foot tall varscht this summer and have it completed by next year. It will then be perched on top of the city water tower. Plans are also in the works for an interpretive center that will allow visitors to watch the varch making process. The monument to Winkler will also have an elevator that will take you to he top of the varsch, similar to the dinosaur in Drumheller, Alberta. Not to be outdone, Altona has announced plans to erect the world’s biggest borscht grope. More of that in the next Menno Tribune.
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