Mennonite Enquirer
Plautdietch proves too difficult for Artificial Intelligence and Government monitoring
North American Intelligence Agencies including the FBI concede that Plautdietch is too difficult to censor and monitor for misinformation and disinformation. Even the most powerfull AI computers have not been able to replicate Plautdietsch.
Breaking News: Steinbach to end Dancing Bylaw
It appears that cultural barriers are also being broken down with the repeal of the old bylaw. The Chjanls Rampe-shu says, “it was never fair that only Chortitzer couples were allowed to go dancing and us Blumenort people had to be content with sipping yerba on the lawn swing”!
THE TOURIST HOTEL PLANS CANCELLED!
Has history repeated itself in Steinbach?
The Haunting on Hanover. THE SHOCKING FULL STORY!
Possibly, the most terrifying occurrence of all, is what happens every night, shortly after all the lights in the house go out!
VEGETARIANS REJOICE!
Ed Giesbrecht, a local area farmer, says the process is centuries-old. "I'm surprised that others haven't discovered this. It's quite simple really."