Today’s Mennoscope: Hold off on that trip to Jant Sied and focus on things closer to home. This may also be the time when you might want to consider stocking up on ruak varscht and getting things ready for winter.
Your ideal situations might involve getting something for free, like free faspa, free used margarine containers from a neighbor, or free advice like; don’t spend the whole $5 at one place.
Your energy levels may be lower than usual but it’s nothing that an extra 15 minutes of Meddachschlop won’t cure.
You’d also be well advised to stay away from conflicts and any form of “sanking” (quarelling). Try to avoid people that you know may draw you into an argument. They are not good for your overall well-being.
Increase your intake of yerba and knack zoat. You may feel better from their dietary benefits.
Your lucky numbers are 7, 26 and 38. Disclaimer; these numbers may not offer an tangible returns of great fortune.
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Plautdietsch word of the day: aunjeschmäa't
The situation: Jacob Rempel felt that he had been a bachelor long enough and decided on a mail-order bride. He thought that this might be the one time that he shouldn’t bargain shop and so he decided on the best available option. However, instead of a the bride that he expected, he only received the ladies girdle that was pictured on page 177 of the Eaton’s catalog. (and not the woman that he was expecting). For a brief moment, he thought that this was a clear case of false advertising.
Used in a sentence: Jacob haud sich eeint aunjeschmäa't.
What it means: Having dupped / fooled oneself. Not what was expected in any given situation.
(Jacob sent the girdle back to Eaton's and received his full refund of $3.98 which he promptly deposited back into the Credit Union). Ultimately, Jacob felt that he'd get a better return on his investment by leaving his money in the bank (based on compound interest at 2.75%).
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