Mennonite Mystery - Funny Mennonite Birthday Card -

Mennonite Mystery - Funny Mennonite Birthday Card

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The age-old question is not  "which came first: the chicken or the egg"? Or who built the pyramids? Rather, it’s the much older Mennonite question: "which came first, the dancing or the drinking"? Was it a few doses of onkel Hein’s “special cough medicine” that got you out onto the dance floor? Or was it the dancing that prompted the use of other “medicinal” liquids? No judgment here, just pure fun with this whimsical greeting card that will leave the question unanswered and instead offer you and your friends a lot of laughs. And if you decide to do some dancing with some “birthday medicine”, that’s ok too ;-)

Inside Message:  It’s your Birthday Do “a little” of both ;-)

Card size: approx 5 x 7"individually sealed and wrapped to maintain their conditions, as well as for your protection.

Our greeting cards are designed, published and printed on full weight card stock made with Canadian forestry products.  All greeting cards are matched with full weight color envelopes that also adhere to the WWF, Rainforest Alliance and Sustainable Forestry Paper Made Here's high standards.

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